There are few things I hate more than banana slicers.
They are TRULY the most useless kitchen tool in existence. The joy of bananas is that you can just gum at them, making them a food for all ages.
Unless you're an infant or putting the banana in some other food (a sandwich, cereal, salad), there is NO reason to slice it. NO REASON. GIVE ME A REASON, AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW YOU'RE WRONG.
I've had many impassioned conversations about the travesty that is the banana slicer. It is even banana shaped because not only do these people want me to BUY a banana slicer, they want me to STORE IT and it's special banana shape. Am I too stupid to adjust my chosen cutting tool to the banana shape?
I obviously have a lot of feelings on this topic.
Which makes Amazon's most recent email to me such a cruel, cruel joke. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, AMAZON.
They are TRULY the most useless kitchen tool in existence. The joy of bananas is that you can just gum at them, making them a food for all ages.
Unless you're an infant or putting the banana in some other food (a sandwich, cereal, salad), there is NO reason to slice it. NO REASON. GIVE ME A REASON, AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW YOU'RE WRONG.
I've had many impassioned conversations about the travesty that is the banana slicer. It is even banana shaped because not only do these people want me to BUY a banana slicer, they want me to STORE IT and it's special banana shape. Am I too stupid to adjust my chosen cutting tool to the banana shape?
I obviously have a lot of feelings on this topic.
Which makes Amazon's most recent email to me such a cruel, cruel joke. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, AMAZON.
Bastards.
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